i-llustration:

Color by ed-ingle on Flickr.

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i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep and being on the computer sometimes

lolsofunny:

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• *cute boy walks past*
• me: no wait come back i love you

teenagedaddy:

who wants to play delete their blog. winner gets a life.

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little-johanna:

Congratulations, Tiovanna

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thismaineiac:

5 favorite Garrett edits

I was asked to post my favorite edits of each band member so here’s the first one! c:

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“My age is twenty-two years old, okay, no don’t applaud that. I just wanna tell you guys that I still live with my mother and father, but what I was trying to get at is that if anybody wants to visit Phoenix, Arizona please come stay at my house, alright? We can sleep on bunk beds. My mom makes a pretty killer grilled cheese sandwich.”

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we-are-all-hoping:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

the story OH GOD

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